> In a message dated 3/13/2005 12:47:01 AM Pacific Standard Time, > XXXXXX@XXXX.com writes: > > One of the leaders of the Anglican Communion Institute called > me "a pathetic fruit." (I saved that e-mail as a badge of honor.) Sugar, lots of us have similar badges from that same leader of the Anglican Communion Institute. What fun! Let's make a date for 100 years from now in heaven to enjoy laughing about these badges with the one who created them. We may not even have to wait for the life to come. For a long time I collected hostile mail from bishops in a heavy binder labeled "Episcopal Snide." Some authors archived there are now very good friends. At the 1976 convention of the Diocese of California the local Integrity chapter had a huge Sterling bowl filled to overflowing, sporting a sign "take a fruit to lunch." Ezekiel 1:26 assures me that gay males will be in heaven, because it refers to a sapphire throne. God will need the help of a gay male to locate an antique store that has one. I am told that schizophrenics can never laugh at themselves. The Anglican Communion is less in danger from heresy or apostasy than it is from a loss of a sense of humor. God made the ticklebox, and She expects us to keep it in good repair. See my 1973 article in the conservative LUTHERAN FORUM, "Did Jesus Laugh?" at http://andromeda.rutgers.edu/~lcrew/jlaughed.html Lutibelle of the Alabama Belles/Louie Louie Crew, L1 Newark. Member of Executive Council 377 S. Harrison St., 12D, East Orange, NJ 07018. 973-395-1068 http://andromeda.rutgers.edu/~lcrew/rel.2.html Anglican Pages If Michaelangelo had been straight, he would have painted the Sisteen Chapel off-white, with a roller. --Rita Mae Brown
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